Ruth Laker’s ground-breaking, eye-opening and hysterical look into the world of churches and synagogues.  Called the “First consumer report for religious institutions, “How to Choose A Church or Synagogue: A Twenty-One Pew Adventure” sheds light where there is often darkness. Highly informative, hilarious and sometimes mind-blowing, this illuminating satire that will stay with you long after you’ve read it.

• Do you know what really goes on in a Jehovah’s Witness service? 
• Do Lutherans smile? 
• What about Catholics? 
• Who cautions their parishioners against sex with animals?
• How many ministers know how to deliver a coherent sermon? 
• What’s the smallest number of people you can have in the pews and still call yourself a “congregation?”
• Where can you go to worship where they also serve Goobers and Raisinets?

For the answer to all of these questions and others you couldn’t possibly dream of, click the Buy Now button and brace yourself for what could be the first honest “report” on the church scene that’s ever been published. 

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